Friday, October 1, 2010

My date with a she-male.

Ever had this shit happen before? I met this girl the other day, and she was going to school for design. We were chatting for about 2 hours, 1 while waiting for the bus we both had missed, and another hour ON the bus. At the end of it, I asked if I could have her number, cause we really seemed to connect. We went bowling (her idea), and we hung out all night. This girl, BTW, gorgeous. Easily a 8.5/10. So I'm walking her back to her car, and she decides to get frisky. We're making out, everything is great. Then, she starts pulling at my cock, over my jeans. I let it out, and she's just working it. Fucking amazing, she's really good at it. It's not until I start pawing at her that she gets a bit hesitant. It's here when she decides to let me know she's a dude. Like, seriously "Wait, Steven, I'm a dude". "WUT" was appropriate, and thus, my reaction. He proceeds to show me, and I am seriously freaked out, not because he had a dick, but because it was HUGE. Put my pecker to shame. Fuck me, but not literally. I told him it was fucked up to lead me on, and I guess he's in the final stages of hormone therapy, because he looks like a girl, as much as...say Line-trap.

This was not a good day.

17 comments:

  1. LOL that picture was fake but oh well check out my reviews :3

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  2. You should have just carried on... ;)

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  3. May not have been a good day, but it was interesting.....

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  4. I know what you mean, I had a similar experience once at a club while I was touring Europe a couple of years back. I'm still traumatized to this day, to be honest. :P Kinda ruined the tour a bit. :(

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  5. not worth it unless you are.. willing to... Yeah, just.. I dont know man, i just dont know.

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  6. That's pretty crazy, glad that's never happened to me...

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  7. That has never happened to me before. Thankfully.

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  8. Well, there's a first time for everything! haha

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  9. ITS A TRAP Irl lol

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  10. That's sounds hilarious and freaky at the same time, I for one would not turn it down anyway.

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