Hey there folks, it's up and ready, and I don't know who is reading this, but this taco truck of tales is here to sell you grade A bullshit.
So the other day I was walking along, and I saw this couple fucking in the bushes. Being an upstanding citizen, I stood and watched, when they were about done, you know, REALLY going at it. I cheered and clapped. The guy must have been about to bust a nut, because he made this hilarious strangled squeal, trying to stand up, but his muscles started twitching and he fell. Right on top of the girl. She got pissed at him, and I thought it best to leave right about then.
It was a good day.