Friday, October 1, 2010

My date with a she-male.

Ever had this shit happen before? I met this girl the other day, and she was going to school for design. We were chatting for about 2 hours, 1 while waiting for the bus we both had missed, and another hour ON the bus. At the end of it, I asked if I could have her number, cause we really seemed to connect. We went bowling (her idea), and we hung out all night. This girl, BTW, gorgeous. Easily a 8.5/10. So I'm walking her back to her car, and she decides to get frisky. We're making out, everything is great. Then, she starts pulling at my cock, over my jeans. I let it out, and she's just working it. Fucking amazing, she's really good at it. It's not until I start pawing at her that she gets a bit hesitant. It's here when she decides to let me know she's a dude. Like, seriously "Wait, Steven, I'm a dude". "WUT" was appropriate, and thus, my reaction. He proceeds to show me, and I am seriously freaked out, not because he had a dick, but because it was HUGE. Put my pecker to shame. Fuck me, but not literally. I told him it was fucked up to lead me on, and I guess he's in the final stages of hormone therapy, because he looks like a girl, as much as...say Line-trap.

This was not a good day.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Taco Truck is good to go.

Hey there folks, it's up and ready, and I don't know who is reading this, but this taco truck of tales is here to sell you grade A bullshit.

So the other day I was walking along, and I saw this couple fucking in the bushes. Being an upstanding citizen, I stood and watched, when they were about done, you know, REALLY going at it. I cheered and clapped. The guy must have been about to bust a nut, because he made this hilarious strangled squeal, trying to stand up, but his muscles started twitching and he fell. Right on top of the girl. She got pissed at him, and I thought it best to leave right about then.

It was a good day.